Day 10 Penises are useless: Sukhothai
Guys are useless. Anything with a motherfucking penis is useless be them gay or straight. FUCKING USELESS.
I’m sorry for the opening statement: but, at this current moment as I’m writing, guys are fucking useless. All they do is eat, sleep, and fuck. What else can they fucking do? Nothing. Yeah, masturbate is their expertise, what else? Nothing.
How was my day? It was great, until like 20 min. ago. Anyways. In the morning, I helped out in the catering kitchen. It was hard work :( YAK jin jin. :(. But, I had fun. I like getting my hands on things if you know what I’m saying haha, totally jk. ;) [Oh yeah, did I mention anything with a penis is useless?] The chef cooked four different dishes as usual for the cabin crew, and Kyle and I got to try the different dishes’ leftover. It was typical Thai food, and epically good as usual. After 3 hours slaving in the kitchen, Pee-ann, Kyle, and I headed to the noodle restaurant where Kyle had his Pee-dick’s special: this noodle dish that I forgot the name of. So, there’s a newcomer working in the officer/I think he’s a substitute Pee-ket, and me and Kyle semi-met him during lunch. Pee-oii then asked me if I wanted to head to town (Sukhothai? Not sure :/) with Pee-naam-pung, and obviously I said Chai with extreme enthusiasm. Kyle came along too [I’m going to brainwash my blog readers: penises are fucking useless. If you’re a guy reading this, you’re fucking useless today].
We headed into town, and went to “Big C” this supermarket similar to that of “大論發" (sp?) in Taiwan. I looked at a couple of purses, browsed some sunglasses, and was tempted to buy a few donuts from ‘Mister Donut.’ I saw a lot of cuties while there, but obviously nothing will happen :). Me and Kyle went into this bookstore, and I went gaga over this magazine with hot Asians on the cover. They were ‘2pm,’ and this magazine was pretty much a tribute to all Koreans. I don’t know if I condone it… but it sure made me and Kyle happy for a brief moment. I didn’t bother buying it though, there’s always internet right? Yep.
We then proceeded to go to a local market—I’m so pissed that I didn’t bring my camera again [the reason for this is because I always think that I’ll be staying in the office all day, and so I don’t feel bothered to bring my camera]. At the local market, I bought my favorite fruit from Southeast Asia—Durian :). I wanted to buy some coconuts, but I suppose we were rushed by Pee-naam-pung. We went through several alleyways to buy another type of Thai dessert, then we headed out to buy some fruits on the streets. He bought a type of fruit I still haven’t tried yet :( and he also bought some mangosteen. Afterwards, while Kyle, our driver (?) and I waited in the car, this watermelon smoothie stand approached us with drinks in hand, and we just accepted it because they didn’t ask for any money… Then another guy approached with three bags of sweets (?)—Kyle has tons of pictures of it. So, I guess Kyle got tricked into buying those sweets—thank god it wasn’t me :) Penises are useless and dumb right? RIGHT. After Pee-naam-pung returned after his shopping spree, we headed back to the airport. I turned really really sleepy and dozed off for at least 5 min. in the car. Gosh, I felt quite bad for dozing off. Currently at home at 4.46pm; I guess you could say I took the day off, and will proceed into my 2.5 day vacation. I don’t want to waste my internet hours these next two days because 1. I don’t feel the need to. 2. I know that I can do a lot of activities instead of going online. 3. I should exercise instead of sitting with my laptop all day.
4.47pm: I talked to Johnny Chen last night. It was one of our most interesting talks as well. And I got half naked. MOVING ON. :) I got a really interesting text 5 min. after I signed off the internet—thanks for making me roblmao aloud. I watched porn last night :O; gasp, I know right? Want to know why? For educational purposes. Johnny Chen can verify that. :)
So, I have the rest of the night off, I think I’m going to sleep at like 8pm tonight and get up at 12pm if possible. I’m tired, and there’s nothing really to do tonight (not that I know of) after a pretty eventful day.
Summary of weekend:
I’m doing laundry all day tomorrow. Sunday morning I’m possibly going to give some monks some food at 5.45am. Oh god, I don’t know if I can get up that early, but I may pull an all-nighter just for this experience. I also need to catch up on some world news that I missed today.
Unbreakable-Westlife. I miss the old us.
Stolen-Jay Sean. Should I be missing you too?
9.46pm: I’m about to go to sleep before I even talk to my Cookie. T’is a sad day (?)